Quaker Bonnet Biscuits
Ingredients
- 1 cup whole milk
- 1 large egg
- 1 package rapid-rise yeast or instant yeast
- 4 cups all-purpose flour plus extra for work surface
- 2 tablespoons sugar
- 1 ½ teaspoons table salt
- 8 tablespoons unsalted butter 1-stick, cut into 1/2-inch pieces and chilled, plus 1 additional tablespoon, melted (for assembling biscuits)
Instructions
- Adjust oven racks to upper-middle and lower-middle positions and heat oven to 200 degrees. Once oven reaches 200 degrees, maintain temperature for 10 minutes, then turn off oven.
- Stir milk, egg, and yeast together in large measuring cup until combined.
- Process flour, sugar, and salt in food processor until combined. Add chilled butter and pulse until mixture looks like coarse cornmeal, about fifteen 1-second pulses. Transfer to large bowl.
- Stir in milk mixture until dough comes together. Turn dough out onto lightly floured work surface. Briefly knead to bring dough together, about 1 minute, adding more flour if necessary. Following steps 1 through 4 below, roll, cut, and assemble biscuits on parchment-lined baking sheets. Cover with kitchen towels and place in warm oven. Let rise until doubled in size, 25 to 35 minutes.
- Remove baking sheets with biscuits from oven and heat oven to 375 degrees; return baking sheets to oven once it is fully preheated. Bake biscuits until golden brown, about 15 minutes, rotating and switching baking sheets halfway through baking time. Serve hot or warm.
How to Assemble Quaker Bonnet Biscuits
- Roll the dough into a 12-inch round.
- Cut out eighteen 2 1/2-inch circles, 3/4 inch thick, and place them on parchment-lined baking sheets.
- Lightly brush larger dough rounds with melted butter.
- Place one smaller round slightly off center on top of each larger round.
lululu says
i genuinely love the name "boob bread"!!!!! it makes eating the bread so sexy!!!!
btw, thanking for stopping by. just kinda busy lately with work. gotta rush some projects b4 holiday season. 😀
Deborah says
I got a laugh out of that – my husband would have definitely seen the boobs in this bread! Sounds like a great time!
Alison says
Nice boobs! LOL
holler says
Well, I was looking at your photo and thinking good photo and also thinking how many times can I tell this girl that her photos are great, then you made me laugh like mad! Good post!
Lydia says
I’m going to have to try this boob bread — whatever you call it, it looks delicious!
Cynthia says
This is way too hilarious. Boobs bread!
Claire says
Um…ALL of the guys in my class would have SO seen boobs, too! I don’t see bonnets, but I could see one of those hats that the Quaker men wear. Hmmm…
Lisa : ) says
You certainly cracked me up today, Mrs. Sophisticated!
🙂
Wait–does that mean you married into sophistication….?
😉
megan says
Great boobs! LOL. I mean great bonnets.
Patricia Scarpin says
Krisnten, you are too much for me, my dear – I have tears in my eyes for laughing so hard!
I can imagine the polite comments my husband would make if I ever offered him some boob bread. 🙂
Hilary says
ha! I don’t see bonnets either. karaoke & boxed wine honestly sounds like a fun evening to me.
Beth says
Yummy looking biscuits. Your sophisticated evening sounds fun!
Anne says
Looks like you got a boob in your bonnet. Rimshot!
They do look quite delectable. I’ll bet they’re great washed down with boxed wine.
Margaret says
A very funny posting and the bonnets look delicious.
Happy Christmas and New Year to you and your family. Mx
Cheryl says
You should just really call them boob bread. People will never forget that.
sandi @ the whistlestop cafe says
I can see where bonnet biscuits and kareoke may not go well together.
Sounds like fun was had by all!
sognatrice says
I’m beginning to think I need to investigate the Quaker religion b/c I just love everything Quaker lately 🙂
Happy holidays!
Lynn says
Maybe not totally sophisticated, but it sure sounds like a lot of fun!
Kirsten says
LOL!!! Love it!! Happy Holidays!
julie says
okay, how funny is that. i’m crackin’ up over these bisquits. I hope my grandfather sees this post. he passed the magazine to me. he’ll think that’s a hoot!