Who Are You? (Recipe: Honey Mustard Vinaigrette)

by Kristen on July 7, 2009

My  husband, Nick,  and I have been married for almost ten years. For the most part, I think that we know each other pretty darn well. In fact, I would almost bet that if we took one of those Newlywed Game type of quizzes now, we would get just about every question right.

Nick is a fairly predictable guy. Sometimes I think he might be a little bit OCD because he is very routine about things. He wakes up at the exact same time every morning, he goes to the window and peeks out the blinds, walks into the bathroom and brushes his teeth, turns on the shower water, goes pee, hops in the shower, etc. His routine is just that… a set in hard stone routine. He is a very easy guy to figure out.

The other day, Nick, who never puts mustard on anything and detests honey said “I have really been enjoying the salad at  the deli in my office building lately. They have the best Honey Mustard Vinaigrette Dressing I’ve ever tasted.” Excuse me? Honey Mustard Vinaigrette Dressing? Who are you and what have you done with my husband? After all of these years, I thought I was married to a Buttermilk Ranch / Italian dressing kind of guy, but noooo… I am married to a Honey Mustard Vinaigrette man and never knew it! “Since when do you like honey mustard vinaigrette salad dressing?” Apparently he has always loved it… honey mustard vinaigrette salad dressing is his favorite kind of salad dressing. Who the heck knew? Just when you think you really know someone they throw you for a loop!

Being the thoughtful, intuitive, kind wife I am, I made up a batch of Honey Mustard Vinaigrette dressing for my honey. We shall see if it rivals the deli in his office building. In the meantime, I am going to spend some time trying to unravel the layers of this mysterious man that I have lived with for so long. My marriage based on Ranch and Italian salad dressing love has been turned upside down.

Honey Mustard Vinaigrette Salad Dressing (from Recipezaar)

5 min | 5 min prep

1/2 cup

  1. Whisk garlic, vinegar, mustard, honey, salt and pepper in a small bowl.
  2. Slowly whisk in oil.
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{ 28 comments… read them below or add one }

Naomi July 7, 2009 at 9:17 pm

YOURS sounds delic! I’ve never made honey mustard at home, but LOVES me some! Will be trying this soon!

I just recently found out that MY husband doesn’t like basil. Italian man … doesn’t like basil … HUH?

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Hélène July 7, 2009 at 9:58 pm

I love making my own vinaigrette. I make a similar one but use maple syrup instead of honey.

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Melody (Cheat Day Cafe) July 8, 2009 at 2:00 am

My husband won’t eat any other salad dressing except Italian. And that one I can take to the bank!
I on the other hand like the sweet, tangy flavor of honey mustard. I will have to try this. Thanks!~

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Julia July 8, 2009 at 4:11 am

I think it’s great that he can still keep you on your toes! And if this is the biggest loop you’re thrown for, I’d say your doing okay :)

My favorite honey-mustard combo is in a sauce with tarragon over chicken or pork.

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Aimee July 8, 2009 at 4:44 am

Too funny! What is it with guys and their routine?
Boy, who knows what you’re going to discover!

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LyB July 8, 2009 at 4:57 am

Hee! Such a great post, Kristen! Martin isn’t too much of a routine guy, but one thing I know is, if the sun doesn’t show itself soon, I’m going to have a really grumpy guy on my hands. I think I’ll whip up this dressing and put a little sunshine on our plates at least! :)

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Barbara July 8, 2009 at 5:42 am

Good luck figuring out husbands. After 30 years I’ve given up. The dressing sounds delicious!

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Pat Wogan July 8, 2009 at 7:18 am

Great post. Funny, funny, funny!

Shari July 8, 2009 at 7:27 am

Always good to mix things up a bit! :)
This recipe sounds like it would be very good!!

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Jennifer July 8, 2009 at 8:17 am

This post is adorable. I like that your hubby still surprises you after almost 10 years, and you spin it into culinary inspiration.

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Deanna July 8, 2009 at 9:33 am

I can SO relate to this story!! I, like your hubby, hate HATE mustard. But, for some strange reason, like a good honey mustard salad dressing. So strange! Thanks for the recipe, I’ll be sure to try it soon :)

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Cathy - wheresmydamnanswer July 8, 2009 at 10:12 am

Very funny – I saw you twitter this last night!! Well those boys always like to keep us on our toes but revealing things just a little at a time. HA HA

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eat me outta here! July 8, 2009 at 1:50 pm

Hahaha love the post! Will you update us on how he likes this version of his favorite dressing? =)

Erin July 8, 2009 at 1:57 pm

I should really get back into making my own dressing. I usually just buy it. And recently I actually finished up a bottle of Kraft’s Honey Mustard Vinaigrette and loved it. I would LOVE to try your version, as homemade is always better!

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Melissa July 8, 2009 at 6:39 pm

According to my husband I still don’t know what he likes and I buy the wrong things…its been almost 13 years…

I love making my own dressing!

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Patsyk July 8, 2009 at 6:44 pm

honey mustard is one of my fav’s! I’ll have to try your recipe soon.

at least there is still a bit of mystery after all these years! that keeps things fun!

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postcollegecook July 8, 2009 at 7:13 pm

You are hilarious! My hubby and I have been married less than a year, but I was SO shocked to learn recently that he doesn’t like bacon (he is a big-time carnivore). I thought he was trying to fool me, but, nope, he was being honest.

Les in NE July 9, 2009 at 4:46 am

After 20 years of marriage, my husband still surprises me!

This recipe sounds delicious. Definitely gonna try it!

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Stacy July 9, 2009 at 6:04 am

Who is this man of mystery? I always wondered if he doubled as a super hero? I am anxious to know if it was as good as his deli’s dressing.

Bunny July 9, 2009 at 6:09 pm

You are a riot!! Love this post and the dressing!

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Cate O'Malley July 9, 2009 at 7:33 pm

Isn’t it funny the little tidbits you learn after knowing someone for so long? The dressing sounds delish!

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maris July 9, 2009 at 8:36 pm

LOL, if he likes the deli’s better than yours, let him sleep there tonight :) Sounds delish, I’m always looking for good salad dressing recipes! I am a self-proclaimed (and fully outed) honey mustard lover myself!

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Sara @ Our Best Bites July 10, 2009 at 8:30 am

Haha, such a boy! I for one adore honey mustard and always have so I’ll have to give this dressing a whirl. It looks great!

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Elissa July 10, 2009 at 12:22 pm

This was a sweet post! :) I’m pretty sure I know the dressing preferences of all my family members. As for me I’m partial to most of them. Honey mustard sounds great!

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Karine July 10, 2009 at 6:36 pm

Ah these mem.. they yalways have mysteries… :)

Diana July 12, 2009 at 8:11 am

That’s so funny! I love those moments where my mind is blown that I didn’t know something about my husband. I’ll definitely try this dressing, I’ve been making a ton of different dressings with all the organic greens we’re getting from our CSA.

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AmyRuth July 18, 2009 at 9:27 pm

You know there must be some safety in that whole “routine” thing in which our husbands abide. In the mundane of predictability there must be hidden treasure taking its own sweet time bubbling to the surface. I’ve got 15 years on you and I’m still surprised by my OCD hubs. he he Strap on your skates.
AmyRuth

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Laura July 19, 2009 at 8:36 pm

What a funny story! Thanks for the post and smile. I’m going to try this salad dressing out… see if my ‘honey’ likes it too!

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