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Pole Dancing

Ella loves to dance. An even stronger love she has is taking off her clothes. Ella can’t stand to have clothes on. I know… quite the future she has, isn’t it? Dancing and stripping.

If we are at home, Ella immediately takes off her clothes and either puts on a swimsuit or her PJ’s. In fact, even when we are in public, Ella tries to take off her clothes. Just ask Shalee. We met for coffee yesterday morning and while we were there… smack in the middle of a public place, Ella proceeded to take off her clothes. Nice first impression, wasn’t it Shalee?

The other day we were all at Splash Cove, an outdoor aquatic center in Shawnee. Rock music was playing and Ella was sitting at the picnic bench bopping her head to the music. She stood up and I said “Are you going to dance?” She nodded and then proceeded to find the nearest pole and began a lovely pole dancing routine.

So, dear readers, now my youngest is an accomplished pole dancing stripper. Let’s just hope she is getting it out of her system now!

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  1. Oh my word….how can that be Ella?? Wasn’t she just a baby, like a month ago????

  2. Oh dear–I’m cracking up too much to find words to form coherent sentences! Too funny!
    When did she get so big? I can’t believe how much she’s grown!!! Cute!

  3. I remember watching her at Kelly’s dance recital dancing the whole evening. I can imagine her pole dancing. What a hoot!

  4. Holy cow, Ella was hilarious! The amazing part was how much Ella reminded me of me. Just ask my mom. She had a hard time getting me to keep my clothes on too.

    So see. She’ll grow out of it… well until she moves out and does the same thing as she used to to when she’s all on her own. (Oh the joys of shedding clothes at the end of a work day!)

    Coffee was marvelous, and the company was even better. We’ve got to do it again!

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  1. [...] Ella, my 2 1/2 year old and I were in Target the other day, enjoying a rare morning where just the two of us get to hang out. We were leisurely shopping when Ella all of a sudden burst out in a very loud voice, “Ahhhh Dammit!” Shocked, I looked down to find her just sitting in the cart with a smirk on her face, and out it comes again… “Ahh Dammit!” Mortified, I try to hush her, but the more I tried the louder she gets. “Ahhh Dammit!” Just then, a mom with her brand new baby (like barely weeks old) walks by, obviously basking in the fact that her little one was snuggled up on her chest, quietly sleeping. Ella looks at the lady and out it comes again… “Ahhh Dammit!” The new mom, apparently not used to 2 1/2 year olds got a shocked look on her face, eyes large and looked at me like “Are you seriously sitting there allowing your 2 1/2 year old to cuss?” I smiled and then quickly put my hand over Ella’s mouth, which just resulted in her screaming. [...]

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